So my cousin just got this really amazing job using his degree, paying like 60K/year and i’m super happy for him, but the family was talking about it last night and my uncle looked at me after i congratulated my cousin and was like “poor brittani (that’s me.  i’m brittani).” 

like, i’m trying to put myself through grad school, one class at a fucking time, and i haven’t been able to quit my shitty job, and my cousin had a full ride to undergrad so he has no idea what it’s like to be in debt and my uncle has no idea what it’s like to have to pay loans or to have to help his kid pay loans and what the fuck is that?  poor brittani?  like i’m not doing the best i fucking can with no fucking money?  that’s great.  not only do i feel like a pathetic failure on a daily basis, but apparently other people see that as well.

thegoddamazon:

Goals: amass fuckyou money

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Whenever someone says to me “Jerry Lewis says women aren’t funny or Christopher Hitchens says women aren’t funny..do you have anything to say to that? “

YES. WE DON’T FUCKING CARE IF YOU LIKE IT

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moltres:

i feel like these are definitely the 4 stages of masturbation

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capslockdoesntexpressmyjoy:

tea-tears-and-bbc:

ballerina-austin:

deductionswiththedoctor:

So we started reading Romeo and Juliet in English class and i yelled out SPOILER: Romeo and Juliet die… and i shit you not at least 1/3 of the class got really pissed at me beacuse they didnt know thats how it ended

IT TELLS YOU IN THE PROLOGUE

CIVIL BLOOD MAKES CIVIL HANDS UNCLEAN

WHAT DID YOU THINK THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT, SOMEONE GETTING A PAPERCUT

A pair of star-crossed lovers take their life like what the hell

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sleepingwithpiercethemice:

serotonical:

How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information

You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.

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"Why did they train Luke up and not Princess Leia who was cooler, and had more to fight for, and was less screwed up? Patriarchy!"

John Green in his newest Crash Course video (via kinuimani)

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capslockdoesntexpressmyjoy:

drappleluv:

goldenbug0:

princess-potterheadxo:

did she get a haircut

no she’s not in uniform

Is that a new bow?

the background’s a bit more static

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Race privilege in asking questions

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“Men aren’t asked about age. Men aren’t asked about their children. Not that these things aren’t important, but I do feel like it becomes reductive when a woman’s life becomes, ‘Talk to me about your kids and how you feel about plastic surgery.’”
—Julianne Moore, by Will Davidson for DuJour Magazine, June 2013.

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bigshredder:

the “hamlet spoilers” tag is a gem

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"This is what I don’t get - Women are impure because males have touched them. Who’s the dirty one here?"

Comment on Jezebel article “Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit”   (via albinwonderland)

Oop!

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There it is

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“Has anybody ever told you how Tommy died?
We were married for three years and five days, and I loved him. But for the last couple months, I just wasn’t into sex at all. It just felt like we were so different and I was depressed. Some of that is just me, some of it was he wanted me to have kids and I have a hard enough time taking care of myself. I don’t think that makes me a criminal.”

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